So this is the official accent sexiness ranking taken from an Irish website recently. Pretty amazing how they ranked the sexiness of accents – Considering we South Africans LOVE the Irish accent : )
Little Britain ruined this.
If you’ve ever heard Flemmish spoken, you’ll agree.
Make it stop.
Very cute, but sexy? Nope. Unless they’re a Samurai warier.
44. New York
New YAAAAAHK. Nah.
An… Interesting one.
Croats just sound so harsh. Meh.
Midday Nigerian soaps on TV have us turned off.
Way too fast.
Not the worst, not the best.
Are you American or are you not? Stop talking so politely.
Take your Iron-Bru and get out.
Pretty. But naaat sexay.
Brings back traumatising Sound of Music memories.
It sounds like smoked fish. Let’s be honest.
27. London English
Preferably spoken while salsa dancing.
Those Arab delights. Mm.
Tall, blonde, and handsomely spoken.
Wine might be to blame for this.
Bringing hotness to Ireland since 1999. Or whenever.
14. New Zealand
Bonus points for being more chill than Ozzies.
Guten morgen to you…
The new sound of sexiness.
10. Southern American
That slow Texan drawl.
We can’t explain it. It’s just hot.
A global favourite, to be sure to be sure.
The language of love.
V sexy, hey?
3. Northern Irish
Jamie Dornan. Enough said.
If only Dolmio day was every day.
1. South African
Afrikaans is the key to our hearts.